President Donald Trump is working hard to secure his legacy and one thing he is focused on is taking back another of those pesky government regulations. Now restrictions that have created shower heads and low flow toilets are going down the drain.

“That’s what you need to be a president,” said Noah. “At the end of the day, you can shower two minutes faster. Since this bill was about conserving water, I think it would be fun to put the water restrictions back on while Trump is in the shower. “

Noah turned away from that image and focused on where President Trump would enjoy his high pressure showers early next year.

It appears that neighbors of his Mar-a-Lago property have asked the City of Palm Beach to prevent Trump from settling there. You cite a 1993 document that turned Mar-a-Lago from a residence into a club and contained the promise that Trump would not live there.

“That’s a blow,” said Noah. “You know how low it is when Florida turns you down as a citizen.”

Poor Trump, exclaimed Noah. The only places that would take him would be places he would not enjoy, Noah claimed. “If he tried to live in the heartland, he would fly to Saudi Arabia the next day!

Where will Trump enjoy all of his high pressure showers after Jan 20th? Even Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him. pic.twitter.com/rDXOnjuRo1

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